"Stuck in Australia Blues"
Kuranda, Australia

Borders are closed, I ain't going home The USA is just a voice on the phone I hope y'all don't mind if I stay here Bludger around and skull all your beer I got the stuck in Australia blues I got the stuck in Australia blues I got a snake in my boot, I got spiders for days I got bogans, gronks and aucker babes They're rough as guts they make me shit my dax Like a blue arsed fly when I ride out back I got the stuck in Australia blues I got the stuck in Australia blues Dingos everywhere and salties too Mozzies, stingers and killer emus Kangaroos by the side of the road Squashed right up like the old cane toad Lost in the bush, I got heaps of flies No sunnies to wear to save my eyes From Cairns to Perth, to Alice Springs Fukin Oath I ain't seen a damn thing I got the stuck in Australia blues I got the stuck in Australia blues I got the stuck in Australia blues I got the stuck in Australia blues Say you from California, well good on you I went there myself when I was two Let me tell you all about it, I love the place Say you know a bloke, his name was Ace No wukkas mate, you keen for a feed Golden Gaytime from the servo on weed Now let's take a squiz at this big old rock I can't take much more of this no culture shock I got the stuck in Australia blues I got the stuck in Australia blues I got the stuck in Australia blues The stuck in Australia blues Suppose if I can't find no ranger to marry I guess I'll shack up with a cassowary We'll be happy as that dickhead named Larry As long as she ain't got no eggies to carry I don't even mind y'alls nanny state You're geting paid by centerlink, just to masturbate. I got the stuck in Australia blues I got the stuck in Australia blues I got the stuck in Australia blues You know I'm flat out, that's hectic to you Are you happy to shout me a tinnie or two Chuck my jumper, bathers and thongs I'm stuffed by these punters trying to get on Stay in Australia, the last place I'll go Get adopted by roos and move to Dubbo Fake my accents to rats and the coppers If anyone asks I'll just say, "Goodday Cobbers!" I got the stuck in Australia blues I got the stuck in Australia blues I got the stuck in Australia blues I got the stuck in Australia blues