When humanity is gone, left the world without a trace. After pyramids have crumbled and all history's been erased. My love for you my dear, it can never be displaced, because, Perfluorooctanoic Acid, you'll last beyond all time and space.

My Forever Chemical, flowing in my streams. My Forever Chemical, the molecule of my dreams. My Forever Chemical, you're an acid not a base. Perfluorooctanoic Acid, how I want to kiss your epoch persisting face.

She's my hydrophobic queen in the kitchen, nothing sticks to her. So versatile in textiles, like waterproof synthetic fur. She makes electronics and semi-conductors that make the info-tech-world go. Perfluorooactanoic Acid, my Forever Chemical, oh how I love you so.

Perfluorooctanoic Acid tucked deep inside my brains. Perfluorooctanoic Acid flowing through my veins. When I die I'll drift the wind like forgotten dusty grains. But, Perfluorooctanoic Acid, I know your sulfonic acid carbon bond to stardust it remains.

Perfluorooctanoic Acid in the deepest ocean seams. Perfluorooctanoic Acid babbling in my mountain streams. All life and love ephemeral temporary glinting gleams. But baby, Perfluorooctanoic Acid, you're the industrial Forever Chemical of my dreams.

I know you'll always be here, deep inside of me. Special thanks to you, Roy Plunkett, of the Dupont Chemical Company. Perfluorooctanoic Acid in every new born baby's blood. Capitalism's gift to nature, you're my indestructible, Forever Chemical biomagnifying hug.

The liver damage, cancer, and endocrine disruption, fertility and immune system disorders aren't they really something? Such a small price to pay for such indispensable utility. Never gone, and not forgotten, you're the Forever Chemical for me.

Thank you Teflon Don and your Party's Filibuster. Libertarian deregulation keeps my floor wax from lacking luster. As surfactants go, no carpet without you could look so neat. Perfluorooctanoic Acid, who knew genotoxicity could always be so sweet!

Perfluorooctanoic Acid in my rainwater and my genes. Perfluorooctanoic Acid in my mangos and ice creams. You'll never never let me go, and this I know true. Because I got you my darling Perfluorooctanoic Acid, in every falling flake of snow and every drop of morning dew!