Voice Noise I'm the most popular mainstream media personality in the world I'm just asking questions here, so don't blame me boys and girls I'm not the smartest guy, and we all know it's true, but as long as I'm rich, famous, abusive and rude, I must be smarter than you I'm so far to the right, the christo-fascist landed gentry concedes I'm the biggest gambler and slaughterer in the temple of thieves I'm their mouthpiece, their platform, their disseminator of evil I'm promulgating egotism, feudalism and anti-science medieval I'm first on the tip of the tongue of the fools who never read books I'm the last campaign stop for the rapists, swindlers and crooks I'm more powerful than Jesus as my audience breadth will belie I'm a bloviating bigoted bog from my fat, stupid lips you can't hide I'm often repeated, my dark guttural grunting a harmonic curse I'm a bleeding hemorrhoid to science, to all who care for the Earth I'm an enemy of governing policy to share rights with the poor I'm a pimp for the worst of the tyrants, to the rich I'm their whore I'm a fake social progressive, while I coddle the new reich I'm a disingenuous loser, a narcissistic, misogynistic, parasite I'm an avid murderer of animals in nature, I mutilate them for taste I'm the enemy of peace, love and mercy, lay your kindness to waste I'm a reactionary, racist, homophobic, aporophobic, ripe sycophant I'm just asking questions Another serving of bullshit for you, my pissant?